kvncause:

when you surprise a bitch in spanish

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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genderspy:

*points at lunar eclipse* what the fuck is this, some tumblr social justice bullshit?

lets-go-lesbos:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

jaclcfrost:

[fic doesn’t update for months] don’t you ever say i just walked away i will always want you

tokomon:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

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hi:

if i can see u typing a message for like 2 minutes and im waiting there in agony and it ends up just being “lol” i will never talk to u again